Username: beardedlady
Real Name: Matt Maszczak
Bio: I was born and raised in NJ (apologies accepted) and attended, Nyack College for 2 1/2 years before picking up my roomates ex-girlfriend, proposing, and running off to do sound on tour for 6 months. After which I returned, married said girfriend, moved into a minature apartment onverlooking a lovely used car lot run by a racist (at least there was a D&D in the parking lot). After a year we decided to pack a Ryder truck and drive to the greener grasses of California. Shortly after moving here the grass turned brown, but we still loved it so we stayed and had a couple of kids. All in is good!
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