Username: MarkAndrew
Real Name: Mark Edwards
Bio: Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee (greenest state in the land of the free), lived up there 'til I knew every tree. Killed me a bear when I was only three...oh wait.
I'm thinking about Davy Crockett.
I'm not even from Tennessee, I'm from Iowa. And I live in Seattle. AND I was a lot older than three when I killed me a bear*.
Sorry for any confusion there.

*Note: Bear may not have been killed, it may have been mooned instead.
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