Sadly and suddenly, the wisest of my teeth have been violently removed from their home in the back of my mouth.

Yesterday morning I visited the oral surgeon and he changed the social climate of my mouth forever. Without the leadership and insight of the Wisdom Teeth, the remaining citizens of my oral cavity have already fallen into ignorance and iniquity. The crime rate amongst my incissors has risen 48% overnight, and my two front teeth have become Scientologists. Without the council of elders, my teeth live empty, purposeless lives.

On a strange and serious note, I did not feel even the slightest pain during the procedure, and I haven't felt any pain since. It's as if nothing happened. No swelling, not much bleeding, no medication, no pain. After all the horror stories I've heard, I expected at least some discomfort.

I'm not complaining.